Momento machista da semana

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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden
Then he said to himself: "There's something he's needing"

After casting about for a suitable pearl
He kept messing around and created a girl

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender

Two lovely hips to increase his desire
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder

Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing...
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing