Momento Monty Python - 1

1: What´s that on top of the telly-vision set?

2: Looks like a penguin.

1: What´s it doin' there?

2: It's sittin'.

1: I can see that! I meant, why's it there?

2: I don't know.

1: Where'd it come from?

2: Well, it must have come from the zoo.

1: It can't have come from the zoo. If it had come from the zoo it would have "Property of the zoo" stamped on it.

2: They don't stamp animals "Property of the zoo"! You can't stamp a huge lion.

1: They stamp them when they're small...