Momento Monty Python - 2

A Epifania segundo "A Vida de Brian".

Nota: WM - Wise Man (Mago); Mandy - Mãe de Brian, confundido com Jesus (para as três pessoas que ainda não viram o filme).

Mandy: Who are you?
WM 1: We are three wise men.
WM 2: We are astrologers. We have come from the East.
Mandy: Is this some kind of joke?
WM 1: We wish to praise the infant.
WM 2: We must pay homage to him.
Mandy: Homage! You're all drunk you are. It's disgusting. Out, out.
WM 1: No, no. We must see him.
Mandy: Go and praise someone else's brat, go on.
WM 1: We have brought presents.
Mandy: Out.
WM 2: Gold, frankincense, myrrh.
Mandy: Well, why didn't you say? He´s over here... Sorry, this place is a bit of a mess. What sign is he?
WM 1: Capricorn.
Mandy: Capricorn, what are they like?
WM 2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
WM 1: King of the Jews.
Mandy: And that's Capricorn, is it?
WM 3: No, no, that's just him.
Mandy: Do you do a lot of this, then?
WM 1: What?
Mandy: This praising.
WM 2: No, no.
Mandy: Well, if you're dropping by again do pop in. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense... don't worry too much about the myrrh next time.

Mandy: Well, weren't they nice... out of their bloody minds, but still...